Puerto Rican Showers

Of Puerto Rican descent, it is a stereotype in which hispanics, puerto ricans especially, use axe, deodorant, cologne, and other fragrances to cover up their dirty, stinky selves.

Jenn: I like men who take Puerto Rican showers because they have a distinct smell of B.O. and Lavender and Daises.

Morelli: Mhmm, my man smells so fresh, he doesn't need to shower, hes doing that Puerto Rican shower.

by ChrisKizzle January 15, 2008

puerto rican parade

when you throw garbage usually fast food out of the car window

"Hey john puerto rican parade that", or just "parade that"

by clarkstein January 10, 2008

Puerto Rican shotgun

the center seat front seat in a car or (especially) a pickup truck

I was driving. Jose had shotgun and Miguel had Puerto Rican shotgun.

by Michael Q Lopez June 05, 2005

Puerto Rican Shower

The act of covering your clothes/body with air freshener in order to remove body odor.

I had a date in 5 minutes but i didnt have time to shower, so i gave myself the old Puerto Rican Shower.

by dexers_lab July 28, 2009

Puerto Rican Flag

Signs and symptoms of an STD, that generally come after sleeping with a dirty unhygienic Puerto Rican.

Two weeks after Kim had a one night stand with Carlos; her vagina looked like a Puerto Rican Flag.

by BIG76 May 09, 2007

Puerto Rican Foghorn

Is when a person is going down to give you a blow job you roll back at the last second and fart right into her face making the sound effect of a fog horn

this bitch was pissin me off so when she went down to blow me i gave her a nasty ass puerto rican foghorn

by travs02 December 15, 2008

Puerto Rican Raincoat

While you have an erection stretch your scrotal sack over the head of your penis makeing a natural condom of sorts. Holding the edge of your scrot so that it doesn't uncover from your schlong insert into your ladies anus, and proceed to go to town.

I ran outta skins last night so I had to use my Puerto Rican Raincoat.

by D Bish July 22, 2008