profuctive

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.

Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive

by rastagurl April 18, 2011

Productivity wave

The mood that generates numerous accomplishments after long periods of procrastination. Being more efficient with your time instead of forcing shit to get done and pissing off everybody else around you

Wife: why haven't you got off your ass and got anything done?

Husband: hey bitch, I'm waiting for the productivity wave to roll in. When it does, I'll get your shit done twice as fast

by Mr KJ May 24, 2016

Profuctive

Credit goes to J.

Profuctive: when you don't feel like being productive but you say fuck it and be productive anyways.

J: "I really don't feel like being at work today. Guess I'll have to be profuctive about it."

by That Weird Guy On Tinder June 2, 2020

Queen of Pandemic Productivity

The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.

Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.

by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021

production paste

another phrase for love juice, cum, spunk, jizz, sperm,

Leanne had production paste all over her face.

by mIKe cAIn December 18, 2007

Prodfuctivity

Spending the day cutting through red tape and doing paperwork and paying accounts and reporting, so there is no time to do any actual work to report on, therefore disappearing up one's own arse.

Bill : "I spent the morning paying accounts and reporting and chasing invoices up my own arse. It was total prodfuctivity. Later that day though I got through a shitload of actual work."

Ted: "Wow, that's counterprodfuctive."

by The_Bear_that_ate_a_kitty September 7, 2010

proactivestination

A proactive form of procrastination

Jane: We rearranged our apartment a little and organized it better. Procrastination at its best

Fred: That's what you might call that proactivestination

by xsci September 12, 2011