Portuguese Breakfast Club

The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt

Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.

by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008

Portuguese Radiator Flush

Allowing a sweaty gay Portugese man to give you a blow job and anal douche while you vomit up the contents of your last meal which consisted on his piss, shit and semen.

I walked in on my roommate giving his new boyfriend a Portuguese Radiator Flush.

by John E. Coli May 30, 2006

Portuguese Penis Predicament

The girl you are hanging out with casually brings up the Portuguese Penis she had to see first hand.

Friend 1: Hey, I heard you were hanging out with a girl last night, how'd it go?!

Friend 2: Well my friend, i fell prey to the good ol' Portuguese Penis Predicament.

Friend 1: Aw, that sucks man, was it big?

by deftone_dude October 19, 2011

Portuguese hand grenade

When your female room-mate throws a period blood soaked feminine hygiene pad into your room.

I pissed my room mate off during her period so she threw a portuguese hand grenade on my bed

by dickerie August 31, 2013

PORTUGUESE GOLDEN PADDLE

A man (preferably a fisherman) on a boat, takes a fat, ugly chick and spank her ass, with a large, used paddle. when satisfied, the man, bonne her cunt, takes a dump on the paddle and feed the fishes.

"Hey man, look that guy on the boat! It looks like his giving her a good old Portuguese Golden Paddle!"

by CastroL May 13, 2006

Portuguese Tea Party

When two partners, gay or straight, assume the sixty-nine position then proceed to urinate in each others mouths.

The Portuguese Tea Party was quite delightful!

by Sloppy Moe December 9, 2008

portuguese arm wrestling

an contest in which both people raise their arms as high as they can, and whoever is taller, and can reach higher, wins.
this is done to insult portuguese people for being commonly shorter than all other races

i beat my boss in portuguese arm wrestling

by Chris Ssdfsdf August 6, 2006