porgidge

What am I chkthinking about?

Porgidge.

I have to pay off my porgidge.

by where's jaaaaames? October 1, 2020

Porridgian

1. One who eats or promotes the benefits of eating, porridge.

2. Person or group who vigorously extol the virtues of a healthy diet

'Chocoflakes for Ken? you've got to be joking! he's a dyed in the wool porridgian'

'There they go again, the old porridgian's trying to convert us to a healthy lifestyle'

by CollegeOfWords November 18, 2020

porridgy

'Alex extracted himself from the porridgy warmth of their shared bed...' Novelist Jennifer Egan.
porridge implies warmth as a result of cooking and therefore porridgy means extreme warmth

'Alex extracted himself from the porridgy warmth of their shared bed...' Novelist Jennifer Egan.
novel: A visit from the Goon Squad

by T.Mahadi August 16, 2022

porringe

orange porridge, entity with no form in this reality

person 1: "porringe is not a real word"
person 2: "i will put this on urban dictionary"

by averycharles June 22, 2023

Asenovgrad cheese poridge

A sexual act where a man eats his smegma off of his partner's liquid fecal matter

"Are you hungry for our Asenovgrad cheese poridge?"

by QmbolskaGrozdova March 17, 2026