Piano Teacher's House

A phrase used when something is so ridiculous it reminds you of your childhood piano teacher

Ever since the fire Bob has been acting crazy...this is such a "Piano Teacher's House" Moment

by fartpoopdutycaca March 29, 2023

piano sonata no. 8

to cum/to ejaculate from the penis

guy 1: bro i accidentally piano sonata no. 8 in a minor
guy 2: dude what the fuck is wrong with you?

by Epicdabber July 07, 2023

shaving my piano

what bill wurtz does when feeling very aesthetic

oh nothing I was just shaving my piano

by windows 2000 August 21, 2021

cat piano solo

somthing jeffy does

yeet and do the cat piano solo

by yeetonthemhatersnohomo May 22, 2019

my hand is a piano

Ususually used when trying to ignore a person in reaction to a comment made against the person, or a comment used to ask the person for something the person in question refuses to give

After being asked for a lift home) "my hand is a piano" (Then speaker walks away)

by Codfather December 06, 2004

Dropping a piano on your mom

The process of having 88 interracial men sequentially inserting their penises into your mom.

"Your mom is such a whore."
"No she's not."
"Yeah she is dude, I heard the local sports teams were dropping a piano on your mom last weekend."

by Kim Jong Two November 25, 2022

Go sleep near a piano

Go sleep near a piano is a saying to tell someone to go ahead, although they will end up doing the opposite of what they wanted to do. This is because if you sleep near a piano, ur head will fall on the keys making a big noise and keeping you awake. Therefor doing the opposite of sleeping.

Brother: wassup my g, imma smoke weed.
Me: go sleep near a piano.
(Brother goes to smoke weed but then changes his mind and decides to help people on the street get off drugs.)

by December 13, 2020