Orlando

Perm boy mexican who can't shoot threes 3 in basketbal

"How did he miss that?" It's Orlando what do you expect!

by aflkfjsaklfsafsaf December 03, 2021

Orlando

Someone who has to go to work, comes home and has to cook dinner and do the laundry, pays all the bills, and has a baby dick.

Damn my girl tried telling me to make dinner but I told her “I’m not Orlando”

by Chilidog06 January 05, 2023

Orlando

Is short, hot and prints my ass

Orlando did my dad

by fher fuyhognighnigm February 06, 2024

Orlando

Legit nathan cleary chin.

Orlando's chin stabs me from ten metres away. His chin is fucking huge.

by Posayslayer9000 August 15, 2023

orlando is so depressed

This means the man the only man that is well known for his depressed acts and all of what is is is known for a well know for being depressed

Have u here’d of the guy this man is Orlando is so depressed he is so weired

by Tohsinothsa February 25, 2019

orlando florez

your so hot

If you was a orlando florez

by Chris handle it February 15, 2017

Johnny Orlando

Just a guy who likes to cook eggs and has LITERALLY the biggest heart he makes me feel so warm and comfortable everytime I just see him and just a perfect human bean who uses his platform for the better and he has no idea how much he means to me but that’s okay I’ll continue to love and support him everyday :)

Johnny Orlando is Beautiful

by I love john November 06, 2020