Oriental Orthodox

The actual, true Orthodox church, established by our Lord Jesus Christ through the holy Apostles, which has carried the true, uncorrupted apostolic faith through the ages.

The Oriental Orthodox Church is the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Orthodox Church.

by Amo Antonius January 10, 2024

Sexual orientation

When your college holds an orgy to get to know everyones sexual orientation

Girl 1: hey are you going to the sexual orientation party tonight

Girl 2: Yes i can't wait to let everyone know i am a lesbian

Girl 1: every one knows you're a lesbian

by Axrx December 9, 2021

fanny orientated

when a man is so straight it hurts.

he’s so fanny orientated

by remains2009 November 23, 2020

orientally passionate

An extreme passion for oriental women.

Fann Wong and Qi Shu walk past nick and kurt. Both of there jaws drop to the floor and there heats skip a beat. This shows they are orientally passionate.

by Nick Hales March 31, 2009

orientalism

The postulation that the global dialectic is a conflict between the far East and the Near East over who invented monotheism.

This would stand in contract to Occidentalism's dialectic of a conflict between Western "monotheism" and Eastern 'polytheism.'

Orientalism propounds that the dialectic of East vs. West can be correctly reduced to Iranicism vs. Arabism..

by flightfacilities February 18, 2022

Oriental Express

When your girl pushes the sides of your eyes back to make you squint, and you give her just the tip so she feels like she’s banging an asian fellow.

Me and Jane took the Oriental Express last night.

by Kenny Kamm June 30, 2023

Chronophilic Orientation

A romantic or sexual orientation tied to a chronophilia. For some chronophiles, their sexual or romantic orientation isn't the same when it comes to adults VS minors. For example, a non-exclusive pedophile could be attracted to children of multiple genders or all genders while only being attracted to one gender of adults. This implies that there may be a separate sexuality or romantic orientation for some chronophiles that only applies to people within their chronophilic age of attraction.

I am normally straight but my chronophilic orientation is gay.

by Shugunou February 17, 2023