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Orbital Barrage

The act of standing above your partner and climaxing and covering everything in sight.
Oh yeah baby i'm about to orbital barrage all over you, this bed and the rest of the house.
by MjrZod April 4, 2024
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Orbit

orbits are twinks that reuse the same jokes and are never creative
“How’d you know I was an orbit?”

“Cause you’re a twink
by moonmonkey123 March 7, 2024
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Orbiter magnet

A female who attracts a lot of beta orbiters. This is due to her friendly, sweet and talkative nature, which desperate men will mistake for a sign of her being attracted to them. This leads to a situation where a big group of clueless guys stick around in her orbit, unaware of the fact that she acts the same way towards all of them, and isn't actually interested in any of them.
She was so sweet and we had a great convo, I thought she might like me. Then I noticed that she's like that with everyone, she's just an orbiter magnet.
by OW_player March 26, 2024
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Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Orbit

To start making this, you need to first add in funny personality, good looking, sweet, and an amazing person. Prbit is someone who you will want as a friend and if you find them in a 1/7.8 billion chance then you're a super lucky person. Orbit will always be down to help and try to make people laugh. Orbit is an awesome person and he will always be by your side. He might not be the smartest in the group but he will always be the funniest. If you ever cone across Orbit/Sir Orbit Crunch be sure to try and befriend them.
Friend 1: Bro Orbit is so awesome! He's so nice!
Friend 2: I know! He's always there when you need him!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Sir Orbit

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention his super nice!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Sir Orbit Crunch

An amazing person no matter what people say. To start off making this amazing person, begun with a base of funny af, next add on sweetness and niceness, lastly add in sexy. This man is a 1 in 7.8 billion chance and if you get to meet him you are lucky. Sir Orbit will always stick by your side no matter what. He isn't the smartest of the group but definitely is always the funniest. (Please approve this. My friend (Sir Orbit) is actually a really nice guy.)
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so funny!
Person 2: Not to mention he's super nice!

Sir Orbit Crunch: Just an awesome person
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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