bulging infected nutsack konvention

Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.

"Bulging Infected Nutsack Konvention is the best stoner music around"

by BINK MUSIC May 2, 2008

persy my nutsack

(Insult) Pertaining to you sucking my nutsack for an idiotic comment made prior to the occassion. Originally derived from the marijuana vocabulary of PERSY, or personal spliff. Hence, instead of smoking a joint to yourself, you are smoking my balls, bitch.

Guy 1: Yo L, can I persy some of these chips.
Guy 2: Why don't you persy my nutsack you fucking douche.

by L October 11, 2004

nutsucker

Scotty B., A.K.A. "Drunk Pop"

What the fuck are you doing, nutsucker?

by darmer December 29, 2004

nutcracker

Gang parlance meaning a person whom shows no hesitation, even a readiness and anticipation, in shooting a gun at another person.

"Don't mess with that fool. He a nutcracker fo sho. He sleeps with his AK-47!"

by mabdallah July 29, 2009

Nutcracker

That will be your mouth.

Listen asshole just shut your Nutcracker.

by Bored!!! February 26, 2009

Nutcracker

Placing your scrotum into someones mouth, them proceeding to punch the top of their head as hard as you can in a downwards motion.

Paul: I bet you don't have the balls to do it.
Even if you do, you'll never have the balls to do it again.

Silas: Oh yeah!? Well I'll be getting a Nutcracker TONIGHT!

by Butt Hed March 19, 2009

Kawasaki Nutcracker

This involves a male, female, and a dirt bike. The female puts her hands on the handlebars while the male sits on the rear wheel of the dirt bike. They should form a sort of human pyramid. During this the male eats out the female. When she orgasms, she revs the engine of the dirt bike tearing off the genitals of the male.

Jenny tricked Fred her Ex into partaking in the Kawasaki Nutcracker tradition.

by ttriods69 January 14, 2015