by everettj January 22, 2011

Damn my cootchie is on Fire. I got the rainbow rash. Me too.
Despite their repeated orgasmic squirts, Kathy and Rhonda scissored themselves into a horrific case of rainbow rash.
Despite their repeated orgasmic squirts, Kathy and Rhonda scissored themselves into a horrific case of rainbow rash.
by Dick Onchin October 27, 2020

by Brutus Autry June 10, 2019

Slang for what a military member gets when using 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' to get out of military service by being or pretending to be homosexual.
'Hey, did you hear? Jake got out with a Rainbow Chit.'
'I didn't know Jake was gay.'
'He's not. But the Captain doesn't know that.'
'I didn't know Jake was gay.'
'He's not. But the Captain doesn't know that.'
by Saeshia August 27, 2009

by R3l April 10, 2019

How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."
Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.
by 13th May 7, 2011

A type of party where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy's penis resembles a rainbow.
Phil had 3 colors of the rainbow on his penis before ejaculating into Suzie's mouth at the rainbow party. Pamela and Vicky waited for him to get hard again before completing the rainbow.
by BRD October 10, 2004
