Jared

To be a dope.

Don't be a Jared!

by Tarzana-Truth October 20, 2017

Jared

Big dick nigga

I would definitely let Jared fuck

by Hugechode November 29, 2018

Jared

Baby shark.... meaning small dick

Man that guy Jared has a baby shark

by AliiiB April 12, 2019

Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)

Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"

by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017

Jared

Jared, the inside section of the urethra, when red hot it shall burn. When struck with tissue it vibrates like the pussy he is

Did you see fkn frank today, we had being such a Jared

by Frank certain April 20, 2018

Jared

no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.

Jared gets no bitched

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

Jared

The worst fortnite player in the world

Omg! Kaelan is so much better than Jared in Fortnite

by A random eliete member February 11, 2019