fence burglar

a fence burglar is someone who takes "a fence" to everything people say.

person: *inhales*
fence burglar: "how dARe you!!1! did that oxygen consent to being forcefully sucked into your lungs, huh??!!" *proceeds to steal a fence*

by justapersonidk February 2, 2022

Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

by Redant9000 September 23, 2019

fence scratching

when someone is trying to jump a fence and keeps kicking the fence to get over it

saul: look at that guy fence scratching

by gaul sollins January 12, 2012

Fence Jumper

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.

Fred is fun to hang out with, but he's a fence jumper, so make sure you don't drink so much you pass out or you'll be shitting white for two days.

by DaHolmes October 23, 2023

picked fences

a person with big teeth. usually jagged.

"look at picked fences over there." .. Man that bitch got some big ass teeth!"

by gologo149 July 23, 2016

fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

Bro-fencing

When two bros touch their dicks while hugging. Bro-fencing represents a new level of bro-hood, far more intimate than a brofist.

I saw them bro-fencing after the party last night, they might be better bros than we imagined.

by supernextgen March 16, 2016