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Tuba Tryout

To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.
Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!

Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...
by chr0meice91 April 21, 2022
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sticky tuba

A sticky tuba occurs when two men have sex and one man cums in another man's anus and then blows the man who recieved cum in the bum.
I heard Peter Fitsinwell gave Mike Literace a sticky tuba last Saturday.
by Dill Doe Dylan September 5, 2016
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rustic tuba

When you’re having anal sex and a guy pulls his dick out of your ass and it has shit on it and he wipes the shit around your asshole.
Oh damn! I’m gonna rustic tuba your ass!
by Cometsh December 7, 2017
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subcontrabass tuba

A beast of an instrument. Few of these exist in the world and they mostly exist in either museums or private collections. They can easily weigh hundreds of pounds and would not be very easy to transport. They are usually in the key of 32-foot C (C 1 or CCC) or 36-foot B-flat (B-flat 0 or BBB-flat) note A and produce a powerful sound that requires a strong set of lungs. Some forms of subcontrabass tubas require two players (one for the valves, the other for blowing into the mouthpiece). Some forms have functional valves, while others don't. note B

Note A: Adolphe Sax made a 52-foot E-flat (E-flat 0 or EEE-flat) and exhibited it in 1851 in London, and in 1867 in Paris.
Note B: Some subcontrabass tubas may look like they have valves, but these are only done as an artistic choice rather than being usable.
1. One of the most famous examples of a subcontrabass tuba is the Big Carl. The Big Carl is owned by Carl Fischer Music and occasionally makes an appearance on YouTube.
2. Another example of a subcontrabass tuba is the Riesentuba. The Riesentuba is German for "giant tuba", referring to its massive size. It was used to get the fastest Flight of the Bumblebee record several times.
3. The 52-foot E-flat subcontrabass tuba made by Adolphe Sax has been missing for a very long time. It is unknown if this subcontrabass tuba will be seen again.
by Borchian October 17, 2025
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Tuba

Tuba is a middle eastern muslim name. It is a common Turkish, Arab, Paki, and Afghan name. Tuba means a tree from heaven in the Quran. It also means a blessing. Tuba's are known for being very beautiful, good hearted and hot. This girl is has the biggest heart and that's what makes her gorgeous. She always sees the good in people. Whoever that meets her will be the luckiest person and happiest person. She is so down to earth. Shy at first but very real once you are her friend.
Tuba is a gorgeous girl
by IK77 November 23, 2021
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Tuba town

Tuba town is where a man plays a tuba into a woman's dirty bits while she pleases him orally.
I told Sally I was in the marching band on high school and she asked me to take her to "tuba town"
by TheRevolution58008 January 30, 2025
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Tuba

The literal translation of the old gods. Anyone who can harness the tuba radiate a power that is unfathomable by mortals. Tuba players get discounts on life itself and all deserve love(except Jonah )
Yeah, I play the tuba*ascends*
by Missourimans December 27, 2019
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