Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019

Jared

no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.

Jared gets no bitched

by urban da urban April 4, 2022

Jared

big dick guy

“have you heard about Jared? i heard he has a 12 incher”

by crazy wild niqqa May 4, 2019

Jared

Jared is someone who is smart. But he does dumb stuff in his free time. Like doing youtube videos.

"OMG did you see Jared's youtube channel gamingcentral32."
"Go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
"Seriously go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"

by Jared forsdaddy February 1, 2017

Jared

A little bitch

Jared's a little bitch

by YESMAM#))) August 27, 2019

Jared

He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted

" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."

by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017

jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men

Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.

by John1199 August 30, 2019