Ned Bud

Simp. A man who claims to be a lion when he is SIMPly a butterfly. Claims to be affluent, but makes his living by mowing his Daddy's property. His "wealth" allows him to purchase Chipotle for prospective women. A Ned Bud resides in basements and rural areas. If you encounter a Ned Bud, your best bet is to scuff his Uggs and outrun him. However, if he is in the Range Rover blasting Tekashi 6ix9ine, nobody stands a chance.

"Hey do you want me to pay for your Chipotle burrito?" "Sure, thanks Ned Bud!"
"Ned Bud, go mow the lawn!"
"Ned Bud is the peck connoisseur."

by Konna Delly February 27, 2020

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Ned Lamont

A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.

Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!

by Xxextentioncord July 9, 2020

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When someone repeatedly makes Holocaust jokes even after no one laughs

Person 1:You hear Jack made a Holocaust joke in front of the Jewish kid?
Person 2:We all make mistakes sometimes
Person 1:It’s the 3rd time this week!
Person 2: What a nuremburg ned

by Climate change bus January 29, 2021

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Monster Ned

Monster Ned is Oral Paul’s/Earl Paul’s first victim. After getting molested at his place of work, Dave and Buster’s, he turned into an inter-dimensional monster. He now travels through dimensions, trying to get revenge.

Oral Paul: “Monster Ned, I am going to molest you again.”
Finn and Marbles: “Not fucking cool man.”

by FinnShart October 31, 2022

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