Nutella umbrella

When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean

Amy was such a freak the let me giver a nutella umbrella

by Psycodelics February 15, 2020

Nutella

A jam made primarily from chocolate and hazelnuts.

Tyler: Hazelnut is a fruit so that makes nutella a jam
Kim: I fucking hate you

by 24 guys February 16, 2021

Nutella Sandwich

This is the result of dropping a nasty deuce only to find there is no toilet paper. Victims of this situation will have to get up, while still soiled, and find a new source to wipe them clean. This action of standing up causes the fecal matter to be pressed between the buns of the victim creating a sandwich-like situation in their pants. You can also think of this like the Rorschach ink blot test, but much shittier.

That guy just took a dump and there's no toilet paper; Is he rocking a Nutella Sandwich...?

by A-Fizzle-My-Nizzle December 11, 2019

nutella and jam

THE BEST SANDWICH COMBO EVER

Ay bro that nutella and jam sandwich was fine as hell.

by ScoopDeDePoop October 2, 2018

Nutella

Shit

Bill: “Mom could you pass me the Nutella” Mom: “Why do you want to make shit toast?”

by Duck lol December 14, 2020

nutella whore

A girl or boy who is so obsessed with nutella they consume it in very large quantities

Michael: is that your 3rd pot of nutella this week?!
Abby: fourth
Michael: dam you really are a nutella whore

nutella whore nutty chocolate

by Pecksniffian April 19, 2016

Blue nutella

When two gerbils lay on top of eachother while sleeping

“Look those gerbils are doing the Blue Nutella”

by Theofficialbatlovesgerbils November 20, 2023