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I-Ready

I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.
Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!

Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr

In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(

Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway

Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!
by iliketrees25 May 25, 2023
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Ready to Watch

A 12 year old British youtuber who does cool videos.
I think ready to watch is a great youtuber.
by cupshgtrghgh October 14, 2020
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Ready At War

Ready At War Crew aka RAW is a tag-banging crew, which originally was a normal tagging crew before RAW started getting into conflicts with long-time established street gangs.

The acronym of R.A.W stands for READY AT WAR. The crew's members are scattered throughout Anaheim and neighboring cities, however, Winston Rd is a street that RAW specifically claims as their territory. RAW crew is well known and stands out from all others crews, considered one of the most active crews in Orange County.
by Ready At War December 18, 2022
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Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.
Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.
by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017
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i-ready

i-ready is shit
by maskingsucks December 20, 2022
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walmart-ready

The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.
Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"
by camera-ready August 28, 2013
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The Lemonade Is Ready

You have to pee really bad.
"Dude are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm good, the lemonade is ready and I need to pour it"

"Oh...ii"
by NessaStarz July 30, 2009
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