Pre Islamic arabia

A beautiful yet forgotten relic of middle eastern life

Pre Islamic arabia was gorgeous til islam came along and ruined everything

by Sriracha-antidote November 2, 2022

Secret Islamic

The Secret Jewish Star Found In Many Websites, It Is Said That A Young Jedi Padawan Named Ken Hanobowi Secretly hid these stars as a message.

OMG YES YES Its the Secret Islamic
Did you see the one on YTMND

by Marcus Trey December 3, 2006

Ban Islam movement

A movement that seeks to make organized Islam illegal because it will fuck up society. For example in sharia law people are stoned and they will chop off your hand for stealing the least little thing.

John is in the ban Islam movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 30, 2010

islamic re-education

When an islamic family living in a western culture sends their daughter back to the middle east (usually pakistan) because she starts to dislplay the characteristics of a typical teenager (ie. going out of the house, hanging out with boys, having her own opinion) she is then shipped away to a place where women are brutally oppressed to remind her that she has few rights under her own religion. Usually a prerequisite to honor killings since they are considered murder in most cultures.

''I had a friend from pakistan in my math class, but she disappeared one day after she told her parents she wouldnt marry her cousin. I hope she didnt get sent for islamic re-education, she was a nice girl.''

by jenna talls April 24, 2007

Islamic School Of Canberra

daed classroom wallahi

Student 1 : are you sure we are at Islamic school of Canberra, it looks like a forest to me?
student 2 : couldn't be more affirmative.

by anonymouspersonlol128278 June 2, 2021

Islamic Position of Prayer

To assume the Islamic Position of Prayer (IPOP for short) means to get down on your hands and knees in order to received a good sodomisation.

"Yo! Get down in the Islamic Position of Prayer and I'll give you a good poling" (Too many to cite individuals)

by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006

ur mom islam

The new ultimate roast of the century and life, if used it will decimate your opponent and make the entire universe implode and the big bang will start again.

Steve: "Ur mom gay"
Joe; 'Well ur mom islam!"
Universe implodes, and Steve blows up along with it

by That Kid From Mount Sinai June 7, 2018