Jamia Nestor - (Jay•Mee•Aah Nehst•Orr)
Jamia Nestor is quite possibly the luckiest
girl of all time. Though there is controversy, most
people say she is married to My Chemical Romance's guitarist, Frank Iero. Contrary to popular belief, she is most certainly good enough for him if she makes him
happy. Teeniebopper fangirls must learn to accept that, or I will eat their brain. Like, now.
Me: So, Frank's like married now. You know that, right.
Best Friend: Yeah. Her name's like, Jamia or something?
Me: Jamia Nestor. Yeah, she's pretty.
Best Friend: He's
happy. That's great. Good for him.
Me: ... you just died a little inside, didn't you?
Best Friend: In a gorey, painful sort of way.