Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod

I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!

by Fecalmeister January 24, 2025

Musket

The male reproductive organ. Dick, cock, wang etc...

Joe likes to grab his musket, powder his balls and shoot loads at Hillary.

by joey.loves.hillary October 26, 2016

Flesh musket

Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!

I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel

last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021

Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket

“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”

by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024

Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.

I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.

by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022