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turbo-Mormon

A Mormon (Latter Day Saint) who is "all in" and devotedly follows all the trends of the current prophet.
My brother is a turbo-Mormon; he couldn't imagine getting an earring!
by logologician December 6, 2013
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"Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd)

Verb. Did something with a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that would be considered a sin by the 12 Apostles if both people who did the thing are not both: 1) members of said Church; and 2) members joined in holy matrimony under a sacrament of said Church
Tbh, she's a jack Mormon, but she went to BYU like most all the rest of the family, and all I'm saying is she spent the night and I would be lying if I didn't admit that the host might have "Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd) before the sun came up.
by Seldom Seen Smith December 3, 2020
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mormon

1. 99% live in Utah.
2. Napoleon Dynamite is their hero.
3. believe green jello is a sacred food.
4. have 28045345.5 kids.
5. use slang curse words: oh my ____ (heck, gosh, fetch...)
6. pretty much have the hottest girls around...
Oh my gosh are the Smiths mormons?! We better have a party so they can bring some frickin' sweet green jello!...
by mormonguitardude December 28, 2005
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Mormon

A person who's morals are almost as high as the number of kids they have, believe in "the plan of salvation", and get all the hottest girls.
"Dude! Maria is HHAAWWTT!!"

"Dude, she's a MORMON"

"Crap..."
by Argo The Saint September 30, 2008
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Mormon Threesome

When a man has sex with his pregnant wife or girlfriend.
John and Mary had Mormon Threesomes till up to a month before she gave birth.
by Colonel Whiskey Brother July 3, 2012
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Momona Tamada

She’s an actress in “The Babysitter’s club” starring on Netflix. She’s pretty, sweet and a great dancer. If you ever get to meet her, say hi from me :) xoxo
Momona Tamada acted as Claudia in the BSC.
by Sunblissx December 23, 2020
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sand mormon

Slang term a non-Mormon person in a dominantly Mormon area uses to refer to someone of the Muslim faith
Muslims are not so bad, if you really look at what they believe they are just sand mormons
by chris carpenter October 5, 2016
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