mom

Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.
My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me
by Robojoe November 20, 2015
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M.O.M.:
Man Of the Moment.
1) one tends to label their male crush as "mom". the Mom is considered to be the guy that they are crazy over at that moment.
2) one tends to label the male hero at the time, or the person most involved at that moment.
"OH MY GOD!!!! they are so HOT!! i think it's my mom..."
"Yep, that's my mom. he just gave birth to me."
by frilly fill October 10, 2005
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your mom mom

a mom who laughs and says your mom jokes
by ZlatBurger November 15, 2021
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mom

The name of a being overseeing. See "father" as well.
Mother says this or that but she claims and doesn't produce.
by Modge June 22, 2003
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Mom

The incorrect spelling of the word Mum. Notice the letter "U" in the middle to denote the "uh" sound in mum.

Americans seem to be afllicted with a distinct retardation which disables them from spelling this word correctly.
Stupid American: Your mom you faggot

Intellegent Englishman : Its spelt mum you fucking wanker!
by Repta September 22, 2009
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MOM

Acronym for Marine-Only-Material. Primarily a California term. The fat homely girl(s) in the bar that no guy will talk to until a group of drunk, out of state Marines hit on her/them.
Dude let's hit up another spot, this place only has chicks with their dudes and a couple of MOMs.

There are rumors that in other states, MOMs are also hit on by normally socialized and developed members of the male species, not just Marines.
by Better than you've heard February 18, 2011
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