Mom

a hoe

Person 1 : Your a hoe!
Person 2 :Just like your mom, because I did her last night

by dilf&milfFucker October 19, 2021

mom

a bitch who calls your name but has nothing to say. that bitch also tells you what to do. she is made of money but wont give you a penny.

mom: JOHN!
john: WHAT?
mom: ...

by definitely_not_Jiana March 11, 2022

Mom

The fattest member of your family

Your mom is so fat, dude

by piss fish June 8, 2022

Mom

Made
Of
Money

(mom) What do you think I'm made of money, (son) Well isn't that what mom stands for?

by $uicide$avage August 20, 2022

mom

a mom is a hoe. or your mother

Child: god girl you are such a mom

Child 2 : i dont have kids.

Child: i mean your a hoe

Child 2: god go fuck yourself mom

by lakdjflakjeskrajls;dkcj l;akal ;kscfjl;akse May 23, 2008

mom

that bitch that is fat now due to you. fucking bitch. dont ever call her ugly, its your fault! fucking i think the only reason mothers love you unconditionally is bc youre the only one that will love them back bc you made them fucking fat. damn youre a bitch!i cant belive that fucker buys you shit. and to think she put all her effort into pushin you out her cooch. then againn,, it could be her fault if your mom was a whore! buttttttt she could have gone skinny again.. if she stopped eating and became an anorexic slut bc she was made fun of for being fat.. bc of you!

your mom is a whore

did i ever tell you i wanna fuck your mom?
what kind of boyfriend are you!?

by jack the mother fucking ripper December 24, 2009

mom

mom is the shortened form of MOMENT.
often used in chats, when someone wants to say, that he is busy right now and still needs a moment.

1: can you tell me who won the game yesterday?
2: mom, i have to check first.

by Macster June 29, 2004