Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021
A category of residential designs that have 400 sq. ft.or less of area. Loft space is not included in the area but must comply with Appendix Q of the International Residential Code.
by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019
A micro-dater is one who dates for the short term simply for the sake of dating; a micro-dater will have numerous partners over a short amount of time and will have no qualms about continuing this pattern.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.
There may be commitment issues and the suggestion of settling down or dating anyone long-term will cause the micro-dater to disengage from the situation.
"Wow, is that Frank's third girlfriend this month?"
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."
"Yeah, but it should surprise you, he's a chronic micro-dater."
by Schipotle April 05, 2010
The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.
Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.
by YouKnowItsForMe June 26, 2023
by On gang March 18, 2022
by jdash-youready September 25, 2014
The partying or dancing ecstatically of an individual in some place or another.
Either dancing by themselves or with a small group of people.
Either dancing by themselves or with a small group of people.
Two guys on a street corner.
Steve: Dude, look at that guy over there. Hes just dancing by himself.
Sean: Haha, i dont hear any music. He must be having his own little micro-rave.
Steve: Dude, look at that guy over there. Hes just dancing by himself.
Sean: Haha, i dont hear any music. He must be having his own little micro-rave.
by After-K July 05, 2010