Mehew

to do a mehew means to humiliate one's self in front of a vast array of people. This phrase started when a young man perfomed an act of unvoluntary defication upon a street in London, Isslington after a pop concert. This uncontrolled defication led to wide spread humiliation over hundreds of people as it was too funny not to tell anyone.

*a teenage biy urinates unvoluntarily in the cafeteria in front of the whole school* 'HAHA, he just did a Mehew, lets go tell more people'.

by Mr. Joseph Shilling January 4, 2008

Mathews

The last name of a king, this man should be treated like a God.

The last name Mathews is the best last name in Existence

by sarasmellsweird October 29, 2020

Mathew

Mathew shows his thing to everyone and gets mad over dumb stuff he shouldn’t be doing what he does but he still does it. He does a lot of bad things that should be told, and it’s small, ladies.

“Is that a Mathew?”

by Neiwksvsksndb November 17, 2019

Mathew

Mostly likely to watch porn in the middle of class or anywhere he is

Your such a Mathew

by Poato Nuggets July 10, 2019

Mathew Macias

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.

Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Macias, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!

by Autistic_lives_matter March 5, 2019

mathew

a kid who plays basket ball and suck because his school the bears in hemet CA suck and he acts like he is so cool after he ALWAYS WAS FUCKING MEAN AND HE MADE A GROUP FUCKING KICKS YOU OUT AND WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY HIM FUCKING SAYS NO but always is dumb and never is nice

-wesley and you know who i am mathew

bye and now i live in washington

you know Mathew a person who does nothing and is an asshole.and is dumb

by WESLEYPRESLEY July 27, 2019

Mathew tadros

The biggest simp ever

Yo have you seen mathew tadros simping for Angelina this morning

by Flossy March 8, 2020