Medium chubs

When the penis is halfway between soft and hard

My girlfriend caught me masterbating because I️ had medium chubs

by Lildicky904 January 24, 2018

medium cat

when you have a yake but not a wuke, it’s just somewhere in between

You got a medium cat by your side.

by african drug lord 123 May 5, 2018

medium bulge

Yeah ur bulge may not be a size small, or large, but a medium bulge is perfect

Jon: Dude !? Do you think my chicken donger (his fucking cock) is a size small ?

Nick: Nah bro, I think that's a good medium bulge.

Jon: Thanks bro ! Let's go skate ! >:)

by Bowtowm May 10, 2018

medium meat

Man with little meat. Small pecker.

Blake did no damage with his medium meat.
Shelley laughed at Blake's medium meat.

by Texancooker22 May 26, 2018

medium five

A medium five is when you give someone a high-five, but its at stomach level.

Thomas: * reaches out for a handshake *
John: * slaps his hand, giving him a medium five *

by CheddaryCheese May 26, 2018

medium adult

This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.

Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 16, 2018

Medium

The high equivalent of tipsy to drunk. (High — medium — low). The beginning buzz after consuming cannabis.

I’m not Cheech stoned yet, I’m just medium. I’m kinda starting to feel it.

by Kristoner August 3, 2018