Mystery Meet

Like a drunken blind-date, it is the act of banging somone at a party while you are both legless, and having no memeory of who the actul person was the morning after. You do, however, have evidence (condom wrappers, lipstick etc). Its never happened to me, personally.
You know how was off his face from crownies at Simmo's rave last night? Well, apparently he woke up after a mystery meet with only two throbbing heads and a ear-ring to go on.
by C-Dawg (no, really) April 02, 2006
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Meeting Zyzz

Meeting Zyzz means to “push past your limits”; Doing so you’re going to either take an ungodly amount of gym supplements, or you’re gonna work very hard. In relation to that you’d be meeting Zyzz, who was debatably the greatest fitness influencer of all time. Who sadly passed away from Heart Failure.
A: “Hey bro, you hitting the gym today?”
B: “Yea, I’m meeting Zyzz
by Sniggle Snibbleton July 24, 2022
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Phone Meet

Precautionary method of meeting someone over the phone. before you meet them in real life.
I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung out with him. that way i got to know him a little better before our date.
by Lady Awesome March 17, 2008
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Muff Meeting

"Hey, Danielle...you look good enough to eat in that red halter top!"
"Sarah, no matter how many compliments you give me, you and I will never have a muff meeting!"
by Kimosabi the Wise October 12, 2008
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softball meeting

hey Kelly don't forget the lube, we are going to need it for our softball meeting
by dap00nslayer December 05, 2014
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hallway meeting

When people in an office talk business loudly in the middle of the hallway for several minutes or more. It is especially annoying when they could easily go into their nearby office and not distract anyone around them.
I can't get any work done because the big wigs are having a hallway meeting near me. That's why I'm killing time on Urban Dictionary.
by Milhouse 911 March 06, 2014
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Toilet Meeting

The definition of this word means to go and plop a shit in the commode.
Can we hurry this up? Cause I have a toilet meeting I have to attend to.
by Quentin_B. March 02, 2007
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