Chunky Mayonnaise

A fat white boy

Jerry- That kid is fat.
Bob- Yeah he’s a Chunky Mayonnaise.

by Chunky Chocolate December 29, 2020

dusty mayonnaise

The tiktoker @natorgator smells like dusty mayonnaise. It is dusty, and mayoee.

Me; Nate smells like dusty mayonnaise!

by Ratlex June 6, 2020

Mayonnaise Monkey

The white person's N word

P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"

by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022

mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.

Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.

by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017

Mayonnaise Sandwich

When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo

"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"

by SmashorSmash May 2, 2019

brokeback mayonnaise

Mayonnaise that has expired or is in distaste to one.

Slang for semen.

"Excuse me sir, this Mayonnaise appears to have gone Brokeback."

Wipe off your Brokeback Mayonnaise before I throw up.

by DrJohn May 24, 2006

minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.

I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.

by PSYCHOBITCHER April 11, 2017