masterbate

guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)

andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.

by supersimon June 11, 2006

masturdate

Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."

Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?

Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!

by Vinchenzonaughti March 3, 2008

masterdating

Thinking of having sex with multiple women while mastubating.

Bob: "I couldn't get a date friday night."

Jim: "Have you tried masterdating, it's so much better. It's like being on 5 dates at once.""

by Doc Scholls September 28, 2006

masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Masterbationist

The act of one human alone frequetly masterbating nonstop.

Jon Marshall is a frquent masterbationist to good house keeping.

by Phillis Dickinme February 1, 2010

Brain-Masterbation

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.

In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

by Card_Sultan May 14, 2015