English Muffin Mashed Potato

A sexual act involving mashed potatoes on genitals, while consuming an English Muffin.

Emily did the English Muffin Mashed Potato last night. Everyone saw her at that party. My innocence is lost.

by Kellyissofab May 16, 2011

mashed like never before

Phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. Refers to act of getting homoerotic on shorter monkey-like Indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

We must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so I can talk to a bunch of tall GUYS.

by Bigjohnstud September 26, 2005

mashed

to be hyper on natural highs and not drugs you little townie dingers!!! u shudnt take drugs!! and mashed is to be hiyperrrrrrrr!

im so mashed after that red bull!!1

by jellyspoon123 July 1, 2005

Mashed Pa-testicles

term used to describe the injury of one's balls.

mostly associated with males, though there are
some exceptions.

She kicked me in the sack! I got mashed pa-testicles now.

by Cody G. C. March 11, 2008

Marsheditz

Marsheditz is an amazing girl. She will be the best person you ever met. Her edits are MOSTLY good 😳. She is so pretty and she has nice eyes!

Marsheditz is the best.

by someonexoxololloco January 6, 2022

marshode

An individual who is a large embarrassment to himself and everyone else around him. Highly predictable, he repeats the same jokes over and over until they become stale and pathetic like his unused penis. Also, a marshode has no sense in style, sporting the same lame haircut since birth and is easily identifiable by his "marshode sweater"(a pullover sweater that is green or red in colour with no style whatsoever). A marshode is also known to lure unsuspecting girls into his lair, forcing them to be his girlfriend and annoying them so much that their relationship resembles a decline much similar to the stock market crash of 1929.

Friend #1: "Dude, check out those chicks over there, they're hot as hell."
Friend #2: "Should I go over there and dance like an idiot while making fun of them?"
Friend #1: "Why would you do that?"
Friend #2: "To pick up."
Friend #1: "No, what’s wrong with you man, you're such a marshode."

by Maxwell Power the IV April 10, 2008

mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy

Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe

by u fat sao February 22, 2015