march 28th

anyone born on this day is so sweet, and kindhearted. no matter how much they joke around and shit like that, they’re an amazing person with a absolutely breathtaking personality. if you’re born on this day you deserve so much love! ❤️

someone: hey when’s your birthday?
you/someone: march 28th, why?
someone: woah! you’re probably a amazing person<333

by marsyouidiot December 6, 2021

march 26

national fuck a girl day

oh sweet it is march 26 time to lose my virginity

by handlebarchick June 6, 2018

March 29

March 29th is National Be-A-Hoe Day! Feel free to let your inner hoe out on this day and suck some dick and fuck some dudes!

Girl 1: Hey, you know what today is, right?
Girl 2: How could I forget? It’s March 29!
Boys: *😳* ; *😏*

by Poop-Sock October 21, 2019

March 23rd

National Ligma crisis remembrance day.

On March 23rd we remember those who fell to the Ligma crisis.

by Ivan Jergenov October 16, 2019

March 24th

People born on this day get the most head on the planet, it's been scientifically proven that in a culture of 365 guys, all girls gravitated towards the man born on March 24th.

Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that guy, must be born on March 24th.

Girl #2: I know.. I just kind of feel my self gravitating towards his cock with my mouth..

by 1 hair October 16, 2019

March 24

Grab ass day

Only day u can grab peoples asses

Boy 1 : go grab her ass

Boy 2 : ok
Girl 1 : it’s March 24 go ahead

Girl 1 : grabs his ass too

by Ifk.idk October 23, 2019

march 28

national winking day; the day where you wink at as many people as possible and see how many wink back

yo today's march 28th, you know what that means!
*furious winking ensues*

by kum-n-go October 20, 2019