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Manchester United

The best team around, the team who plays real football. Also the team with the greatest manager - Sir Alex Ferguson. Amazing players like Wayne Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Rio Ferdinand, Paul Scholes, let's just say the whole squad.

Most fans who don't live in Manchester and support Man Utd get called 'glory supporters'. This is not true, you don't HAVE to support the local team where you live. You support whoever you think are the best team.
local team fan: who do you support?
man utd fan: manchester united of course
local team fan: you fuckin glory supporter, you should be supportin our team
man utd fan: your team are shit and can't even win a game, have no history to their name, have shit players, have a new manager every season, and you wonder why i support man utd..
by faizah December 1, 2007
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Manchester City

Manchester city are the smallest football club in England. They are famously known for having plastic fans and their minimalistic success is because of the oil money they get.
by Honest Manchester City Fan March 17, 2021
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Manchester

The greatest city in the UK with the greatest football club, ever
"Manchester United won the premiership again..."

*Yawn* "Just another year gone by..."
by Dev H May 13, 2005
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Manchester Street

A street in the CBD of Christchurch, New Zealand, well known for it's prostitutes. Frequented by seedy old men, murderers, and pranking teenage boys. The prostitutes on Manchester Street are pretty feral, and will often give chase. Especially to cars when the traffic lights are read.
Many teenage boys drive down Manchester street at night, yelling things at the hookers. One such time, I overheard somebody yell out "Did you cook me some dinner before you went to work, Mum?" Two hookers chased the car down the street, and one threw a bottle at it.
by Petey-pop-tart December 22, 2010
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manchester urinate

3rd biggest team in machester, after city and their 2nd team
by An honest football fan August 24, 2022
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Manchester

Manchester Is in the north west of England!!
V.popular place!
Rains alot!
But is a great city
In the Words Of Ian Brown
'Manchester has everything but a beach'
by Leanne<3 August 23, 2006
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manchester utd

Won the Treble back in 1999, always one of the top teams in english football and sometimes europe. Depending on the season.
They also have a real habit of selling or letting go of their best players and then bringing in pieces of crap who cant even get on the reserve team for Aston Villa. They also like over paying for players who have one good season!
Manchester Utd.....18million.......yeah right!
by edgedogg September 11, 2006
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