The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

deza malone

the girl from the books "bud, not buddy" and "The Mighty Miss Malone" very smart deza is also a name of a girl with resting-bitch face

there is deza malone from hooverville washing dishes she must have the malones following her

by Lyra Rules October 4, 2018

Bugatti Malone

When you're too poor to afford a sex change so you get your boy Jose to chop off your penis.

That girl over there used to be a boy but got a bugatti malone.

by Datonekiduknow March 15, 2016

easton malone

red jacket wearing hottie

god damn do i wanna fuck easton malone

by eastonlover69 December 21, 2021

evan malone

a fool a meat eater freak

oh shit ur an evan malone

by ainekellly July 15, 2019

Glasses Malone

Someone who looks better when wearing sunglasses.

Be careful when judging her Instagram pictures because she's a Glasses Malone.

by SuperCoolBeas July 1, 2015

Post Malone

To take a shit right after you shower. It's in the wrong order, but you'd imagine Post Malone doing this.

Yo Derek, I accidently pulled a Post Malone today.

by poulravn August 21, 2020