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Malcolm

That’s shekinas Pokémon obssesed bf, Malcolm!
by Malcolmsgf November 23, 2021
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Malcolm

The person I may or may not have a sorta romantic crush on. He's so cute and funny, but I will never tell him. he's WAY out of my league.

Thinking of him makes me want to scream into my pillow
Malcolm is super cute (physically attractive) but he's popular so he's probably not such a good person :/
by I LOVE MIRKO <3 October 4, 2022
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Malcolm

nice but not. Malcolm’s are complicated characters. they can be absolute sweethearts or they can be jerks and incredibly secretive. Malcolm has trust issues and is also hard for others to trust. He also sometimes finds himself in the wrong crowd, often making bad friends who end up hurting his other relationships. He acts like he is “cool” to some but when you get close to him he’s really weird and different in a good way. not your average person. The sad thing is Malcolm is not always forgiving and may have trouble keeping relationships or friendships going because of this. If you make a mistake with him that may be your last because he is one to walk away when upset about a small circumstance. Malcolm does not hold back so he’ll freely tell you to fuck off or break up with you but other times he will hide his feelings from you in order not to hurt you. He is a good lier and lies frequently so it’s very hard to be close friends with him because you can’t tell when he is being serious. He’s complex but i still love him no matter what and if you know a Malcolm maybe they r just struggling and r lost so they may be mean sometimes but try to treat them kindly regardless. Malcolm if you’re reading this, hi it’s Lauren, I dislike u but I care about u and always will. Thanks for all the wonderful memories and I’m sorry about all the horrible ones and I wish I could erase them. Love u (as a friend ofc) <3
Malcolm is confusing.
by TheGoofyDino December 29, 2021
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The 'Rare Malcolm'

The name given to someone with the uncommon name "Malcolm" amongst a group or community in which only one person called Malcolm exists.
I had a lengthy chat with the 'Rare Malcolm' the other day.
by Mr Tindall January 7, 2017
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Max Malcolm

Max Malcolm is the best person in the world , they’re perfect and they never fail to make somebody laugh. They have a huge sense of humour and would sacrifice their own needs just for their friends. They’re very pretty too < 3
Cyrus : Max Malcolm is one of the best people i’ve ever met! <3
by Curtexxsz June 4, 2022
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Malcolm Anderson

The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.

For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?

Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
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Little Malcolm X

That guy with the glasses doesnt have a nerd bone in his body. He's just a tiny, tiny Little Malcolm X. A Malcolm X in the middle.
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
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