Sloppy Magnum

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.

I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.

by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025

Magnum Deformis

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.

Alright students; Go to side nr. 84, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.

by Pablo's Friend October 8, 2022

Kendall Magnum

Sassy,annoying,tall and talkative child

Conrad: who is that
Sammy: that’s kendall magnum
Conrad: SHE SOUNDS ANNOYING!!
Sammy: she is

by Tylerbliss:) November 20, 2018

Magnum

Typically means a condom beand. But we are using this as a form of short and weak man who sits around playing games all day in his sweaty room.

Digito: man you are being such a magnum today. Go touch some grass.

by Lily0beatr May 26, 2022

Double X Magnum

Whether a terrible sex move or from a gun either way you will dislocate your shoulder

-I got some new ammo for my Gun it's a double X Magnum

by Dahdahdahhhhhh November 11, 2017

MAGNUM SIPPER

A LENG box of tropical juice

Heyy bestie do you want some MAGNUM SIPPER

by BIGG MAGNUM SIPPER May 10, 2022