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Maggie

1) n. Nickname for Margaret.

2) n. Commonly used dog's name. If your name is Maggie, chances are every person that ever meets you who happens to have a dog named Maggie (Which will be at least 25% of the people you meet in your life) will immediately reply with, "Oh. My dog's name is Maggie! How cute!" Because they think you A) Care and B) Also think this is "cute".
1) Newborn's mother: "I think I'll name her Margaret."
Friend: "You should call her Maggie for short."

2) Maggie: "Hi, I'm Maggie, nice to meet you."
Girl: "Oh! Your name is Maggie?! My dog's name is Maggie!"
Maggie: *in head: I don't give a fuck.* "That's nice. You should introduce me to her."
by Maggalaggadingdong August 27, 2006
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by Raphaël May 18, 2015
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During the act of sexual intercourse the man will go ball deep and insert his two testicles up the womans anus. It is said to bring a strange pleasure, especially when the testicles are removed and the famous "clack, clack" sound is heard.
1)"Oh mate was full maggin a girl last night and my bollocks have never been more supple"

2)Ollie: "Hey i shagged that girl last night"
George: "Wow did you full mag her"
Ollie: "Naturally"
by dcv November 14, 2007
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maggie b

see maggie b, im jealous of her cooleness
by maggie April 23, 2005
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maggie steed

to screw a women up the bunghole while fingering her pussy.
Yo I maggie steed this girl last night and she moaned like a wildabeast!
by lucajamesalexjoeryan January 12, 2008
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MaggiePixel

Snorted coffee onto keyboard in fit of laughter. Usually accompanied by the phrase *Dishwasher Started*
Pulled a MaggiePixel
by meak December 9, 2006
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ass maggot

Ass Maggot (n):

Name of the larval phase of development in insects of the order Diptera (flies) that have laid eggs in a persons rectum. Flies are often drawn to the scent of rotting or decomposing flesh or feces where they then lay eggs. Hence when a person neglects to clean their rectum of fecal debris larval gestation may occur.

Can also be used to describe a person of disgusting personal hygiene.
Justin the hobo had a horrible case of ass maggots because he never cleaned his butt crack after he craps behind the dumpster.
by DieFlederMaus February 17, 2010
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