Mongolian Sex Shark

A very powerful insult. It's better than ur mom big gay, but not as powerful as Uno reverse card and no u.

Person 1: Wanna fuck?
Person 2: No, you Mongolian sex shark.
Person 1: *dies immediately*

by KillMeNow667 March 31, 2019

mongolian horsemen

a term used when one decides to sneak off to the bathroom with a hot boy or girl.

The code word is "mongolian horsemen".

by suspect device July 25, 2004

Mongolian Ball Torture

Mongolian Ball Torture is a method of CBT given by Mongolian soldiers to torture their enemies. The Mongolians would cut off the victims dick and nuts and feed it to the hounds. Whilst the rest of it is cut off and sold onto the black market. Usually people would use the excess to go fishing or something, but this is extremely frowned upon so buyers must eat it.

Mongolian: Come here we give Mongolian Ball Torture

Person 1: No leave me alone
Mongolian: We kidnap him for Mongolian Ball Torture!!

by Thicc Chungles August 31, 2019

mongolian meat market

a festive gathering consisting only of males of the asian persuasion

hey you wanna go to jackie chans party?
um no its probally just gunna be a mongolian meat market

by metaltripod November 25, 2009

Mongolian Meat Grinder

When a girl with an underbite scrapes your dick, often ripping skin in huge chunks off the penis :)

My dentist said I need dental work or I might preform a Mongolian Meat Grinder.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.

I Mongolian Time Warped that bitch for science!

by LHMC January 31, 2008

mongolian bow wow

when a lesbian cuts off a dogs penis and uses it as a strap on, ear fucks you and gives you aids.

that bio teacher did some hard core mongolian bow wowing on that gym teacher.

by krzysztofsobczak April 25, 2011