Mongolian Fire

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.

Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!

by Skinnerr April 5, 2011

mongolian scrouge

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit

Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI

by Mongolian Scrouge October 2, 2017

Asian Mongolian Tit Swapper

Someone of Asian decent who swaps tits with the mongolians

Dominic wondered if that man was an Asian Mongolian Tit Swapper or not

by Midlo High Definitions September 13, 2023

mongolian lolipop

a little asian man with a piece of chicken balanced on his head

"Dude, Wing Ting Lan is a total mongolian lolipop!"

by Sally Kreuger November 3, 2006

Mongolian Yak Crap

Have sexual intercourse with a woman until she's just about to climax. Pull out, and defacate vigorously on her and her sheets. Get off the bed and flip the mattress over with her underneath it, then jump back on top, bellowing loudly until you finish. Leave her to clean the room.

Works best following a greasy meal. Do not attempt in own residence.

After all that beer, rum, sausage, ice cream, and lobster, banging that ugly chick was a Mongolian Yak Crap waiting to happen.

by K. Khan January 30, 2009

Mongolian Chicken Fajita

A sanitized variant of Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but more work and family friendly.

Man, that entire operation turned into one big Mongolian... Oh, hi there boss! Mongolian Chicken Fajita on us.

by Bubba Bo-Bob-Brain October 9, 2008

Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.

I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.

by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009