Beta Mid

The most devastating insult for someone who is both a beta male AND mid. AKA: the worst type of person.

"You see Nathan? He gets no bitches."
"What a Beta Mid."

by BetaMid March 25, 2022

Mid-Game

A 3/4 sa juju non who 'can do f7' with a 25m pb and cata 25

im a mid-gamer as i can do f5 in under an hour

by Mr. 3tun September 7, 2021

Mid Personality

Someone who has neither a good or bad personality. Right in the middle, mediocre.

She has a mid personality.

by Uchicagoscholar2 June 1, 2023

Mid May

mid may is when playboi carti will drop narcissist

Carti droppin mid may trust 🙏😭

by SlattSlattSlattSlattSlatt June 4, 2023

Mid-poop

When friend stops middle of taking a dump to let another friend in dire need of taking a piss.

Hey John thanks for that mid-poop I thought I would piss myself.

by half crap February 24, 2009

Mid-stroke

The act of being midway through a stroke.
Stroke referring to stroking the penis.

Steven: OMFG WTF ARE YOU DOING!!
Matt: OMG DUDE!
Steven: Put that away!
Matt: You caught me mid-stroke D:

by MIDSTROKEMATT August 21, 2011

Mid-shelf

A magazine that isn't pornographic enough to be top-shelf, but is still sold more or less with the single purpose of providing material for masturbation. Often contain women who believe themselves to be famous for something other than their breasts.

My girlfriend doesn't like me buying porn, so I just get the mid-shelf magazines and pretend it's for the gadget reviews.

Since Gemma Atkinson left Hollyoaks, her entire career has been posing for mid-shelf magazines.

by Bobby Tables September 9, 2009