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Michael
Piece of shit, who eats fudge monkeys out of dirty toilets.
His hobbies include:
Being a piece of shit
Eating pieces of shit
Sucking at life
Sucking dick
And overall being a waste of space and not doing anything with his waste of a life.
His mother should have choked this one down and took one for the team.
His hobbies include:
Being a piece of shit
Eating pieces of shit
Sucking at life
Sucking dick
And overall being a waste of space and not doing anything with his waste of a life.
His mother should have choked this one down and took one for the team.
Michael by That one unknown guy February 12, 2019
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Michael is the person that can make anyone laugh at anytime in their life. There could be a death and he would find a way to cheer you up. He's basically the perfect person, his looks are goals literally. His smile could end wars. His laugh, while kind of awkward makes you just want to hug him. You could see yourself with him in 50 years and he would still be making you happy. Everyone wishes that they could have him and if you have him it would be the biggest mistake in your life to let him go. He's so amazing you could right a 5 page essay about how perfect his flaws are, if there were any which there usually isn't. He's the one you would want to keep around for everything and anything for the rest of your life.
Michael
A person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.
Hey is that "micheal" no its "whale dick micheal" get it right.
Michael a person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.
Michael a person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.
Michael by Michael2267 October 22, 2019
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Michael
The best friend anyone could want. He's always there for the ones he cares about, even if it means letting them call him at 1am. If you're a girl watch out, it's easy to fall for a guy named Michael. Michaels give the best hugs and can always make you laugh when you don't want to smile.
Michael
Michael is the most incredible guy in the entire world. He has a great sense of humor and will always be there for you. His smile is perfect, his eyes are perfect, his hair is perfect, his hands are perfect, his laugh is perfect, his voice is perfect, and he is perfect. He's trustworthy, attractive, super sweet, caring, and absolutely indescribably incredible. When you find a Michael, don't let him slip away. Take him while you can and don't let him go without a fight. Michaels don't come around every other day. They become an extremely important part of your life and once you meet one, he won't ever leave your mind. Michael will bring THE greatest of adventures and will be the only person that could ever make you feel beautiful. Enjoy every second you have with him because he will make every second worth living. He will be the reason you get up every morning. He will always be there for you. He will be the sunshine to your day. Just seeing his face will immediately make you feel like you could do anything. You will look forward to just being near him and will love hearing his voice. He is simply perfect.
Michael is a really incredible guy! I was wondering if he would consider going to the formal Canwick dance with me?