Evan Lynch

This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!

This is so Evan Lynch

by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025

The Lynch Curse

If someone's surname and/or maiden name is "Lynch," then they will either:
1. Never leave on time
2. Never arrive on time
This curse also applies if there is only one Lynch in the car.

Guy 1: Where is Tom?
Guy 2: He has The Lynch Curse, remember?
Guy 1: Oh right

by TylerGaming101_YT December 24, 2023

Bishop Lynch High School

A college preparatory academy in Dallas, Texas. Also a living hell. Overworks students, most of the students suffer from depression and anxiety due to the workload.

Bob: "I have 7 hours of homework every night."
Jim: "Where do you go to school?"
Bob: "Bishop Lynch High School"

by poopskrrt May 24, 2022

Lynch Fucking

When you are fucking a black man when hes getting lynched.

I'm gonna lynch fuck that nigger!
Lynch Fucking

by DankMeme'dUfk June 23, 2017

Lynching

A negative cuntedness approach to life

He was lynching the idea of getting around the boys

by RexCHunt October 13, 2020

Lynch

A word used to ask someone out to lunch.

Would you like to lynch with me?

by Pieceofshit43 November 7, 2020

Leeland Lynch

He is the pimp child of pimp daddy Mr. James. He attends Richwood middle school (RMS). He loves to wear his green hoodie, and talk to his friends Denver, Caden, and snow white Jace.

Leeland Lynch pimps up everyone.

by BOBOTHEHOBOZC April 30, 2024