needing a lumberjack

when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off
He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!
by dwright935 May 27, 2009
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lumberjack hipster

hipster whose wardrobe consists of plaid, beanies, and a subtle attempt of being mysterious, or too cool, or simply not caring. tries to take the form of a sexy lumberjack, male or female, but often have strong opinions and takes the many characteristics of being a hipster
Only lumberjack hipsters wear beanies and plaid in the summer!
by honest hipster November 28, 2014
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Lumberjack Surprise

When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.
I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.
by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009
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Lumberjack Slam

When one, presumably a male, is recieving a blow job from another person, presumably a female, and at the point of ejaculation, pulls out, and yells "TIMBER!" as the splooge lands on her face.

Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
Jack gave Doug the best Lumberjack Slam since his stint in prison!
by titties August 27, 2004
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lumberjack slap

you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.
Ahhh yes im gonna tap your ass till it.... ooooh yes yes !!! taste my lumber bitch. POW!
by Ryan Bailey March 22, 2005
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lumberjack sandwich

When two hairy men take part in a threesome with another woman. Where the woman is confined between the two, wearing only a lumberjack jacket.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.
Two large men go and ask a woman "Hey baby, wanna go have a lumberjack sandwich?" (In a deep voice)
by Ryeguy95 January 07, 2014
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slovakian lumberjack

when someone is from poland and lived in germany and speaks german and now lives in england. commonly poeple called hubert.
"man that slovakian lumberjack is following us again"
"who you on about?"
"you know, hubert, the one from poland but speaks german"
"ah yeah i gotcha"
by cayon grayooo May 05, 2009
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