when something has gone far past being able to nip at the bud, and needs something immense to break it off
He won't stop talking to me! I will be needing a lumberjack!
by dwright935 May 27, 2009
hipster whose wardrobe consists of plaid, beanies, and a subtle attempt of being mysterious, or too cool, or simply not caring. tries to take the form of a sexy lumberjack, male or female, but often have strong opinions and takes the many characteristics of being a hipster
by honest hipster November 28, 2014
When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.
by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009
When one, presumably a male, is recieving a blow job from another person, presumably a female, and at the point of ejaculation, pulls out, and yells "TIMBER!" as the splooge lands on her face.
Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
by titties August 27, 2004
you initiate a "Donkey Punch", you realize she hasn't gone down for the count, so you immediately break out your trusty chainsaw, cut down the nearest, beefiest, piece of American lumber you can get your naughty mitts on, put on your favorite flannel shirt, get back on your saddle, tell your lady friend you're sorry, and right when she's about to climax, you ring her melon with your new found buddy, toss it over your shoulder and step on her back in victory.
by Ryan Bailey March 22, 2005
When two hairy men take part in a threesome with another woman. Where the woman is confined between the two, wearing only a lumberjack jacket.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.
Theres usually bears and chainsaws involved.
by Ryeguy95 January 07, 2014
when someone is from poland and lived in germany and speaks german and now lives in england. commonly poeple called hubert.
"man that slovakian lumberjack is following us again"
"who you on about?"
"you know, hubert, the one from poland but speaks german"
"ah yeah i gotcha"
"who you on about?"
"you know, hubert, the one from poland but speaks german"
"ah yeah i gotcha"
by cayon grayooo May 05, 2009