Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.

Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!

by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022

belly liver

A archaic word for coward. Most commonly used in Old west times.

What a belly liver chicken shit !

by Rebais11 October 19, 2015

liver dick

The penis of a failed musician that is covered in a half an inch of bees wax.

Girl 1: "did u hear anita got back together with glen?"
Girl 2: "no way she told me glen has a micro liver dick"

by GreenhouseAntiTheftLeague April 18, 2019

Schlurrohosis of the Liver

Liver damage from excessive alcohol consumption, as described by the afflicted party while intoxicated (again).

Apparently <hiccup> I am suffering from <hiccup> schlurrohosis of the liver...

by Chris Canuck August 14, 2021

Liver botherer

A particularly lengthy john thomas, todger, willy, wanger, ding-dong or langer.

“You’re walking strangely today, is your stomach okay?”
“My date last night had a liver botherer, I might need some time to recover”

by DCor January 20, 2023

flood your liver

Get drunk, offen a hypocrite that thinks drinking is healthier than smoking

Go flood your liver, cunt

by CNTFKD December 26, 2018

liver ass

A long night of drinking cheap beer leads to a terrible hangover with long heavy fog farts with a warm finish that feels like your battered liver flaps out of your ass!

Damn dude! I drank all that cheap ass beer last night and I've got a mean case of liver ass! When I cut one it's heavy like fog and I'm pretty sure my rotten liver pokes out of my ass!

by Madness18 May 5, 2018