The sons of Lars

Early scriptures dating back to the 12th century describe them as a an ancient tribe, descended from an ultimate immortal being, named THE LARS
The sons of lars went laid siege to the town of babylon, whilst claiming various treasures, such as the staff of lars

Did you hear about "The sons of Lars", they were so cool back in the day
No i havent heard, are they descendents of Lars?
Yeah they are well known.

by FotoFrank January 10, 2022

Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.

40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"


Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"

by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009

Store Lars

A danish way of saying someone is retarded or incapable of doing basic tasks.

Look! He's in a wheelchair! He's such a Store Lars
God, how can you be such a Store Lars

by Kastanjemanden December 30, 2020

Ya Lars

Ya Lars meaning is when someone mentionts lars and we start spamming the name " lars "

OH MY BELOVED LARS MAY GOD BLESS YOU

OH MY BELOVED LARS MAY GOD BLESS YOU

OH MY BELOVED LARS MAY GOD BLESS YOU

YA LARS YA LARS⚔️🥷YA LARS YA LARS⚔️🥷YA LARS YA LARS⚔️🥷YA LARS YA LARS⚔️🥷

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by larsshiaarmy June 30, 2021

joycelen lars

An animator that animates eddsworld skits and draws basically whatever, she most popular amongst tiktok and is usually seen with a grey hoodie and Van's with her strawberry blonde long hair with a side fringe

Omg joycelen lars replied to me!!!
Who..?
Oh that animator, shes pretty sweet!
Shes probably like any other "tiktoker"
*stares at*
What?
*bitch slaps*

by ♡yourfavortiefishsticks♡ August 1, 2021

wilhelm lars spånberg

an real legend that no one will surpass. he kill big chungus.

wilhelm lars spånberg solo entire universe

by 123downydrom May 19, 2022

pull a Lars

Waiting for the last possible moment to start on a project and submit it 1 minute before the deadline.

Person 1 - He's really procastinating hard isnt he?

Person 2 - Yeah he always does this. But don't worry, he will pull a Lars eventually. He always does!

by CLAVALC May 30, 2025