lead zeppelin

A threat. The act: getting a hot girl/prostitute/total slut bag to go in and start rubbing/sucking/engaging in sexual congress with the subject of your threat. Then, shortly before ejaculation, but at full and inescapable arousal, you burst into the room and punch said target in the head of the dick aiming towards the base of said penis. The result: complete and utter destruction of said person via ruination into the base of their wang.

Jims: Dude, don't go there. I'll give you a lead zeppelin.

Slapdick: The metal band?

Jims: No the ruination of your dick bro.

by angrysomeoneelsehasmyname March 30, 2008

lead baloon

a failure, especially a severe one

a movie based on a game is usually a lead baloon.

by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2008

Lead head

A square.To be uncool. Most adults are lead heads.

That teacher is such a lead head.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

Lead belly

The heavy feeling in your stomach before diarrhea.

Those burritos gave me lead belly!

by ABQreal November 29, 2017

lead zeppelin

a quantity of fecal matter that contains abnormal levels of lead

I crapped out a lead zeppelin and it hurt

by Dylan January 30, 2004

un-leaded

The oppisite of desil, meaning weak, small or un-cool

This dictionary is desil, but those who read it are un-leaded for the most part

by smorgasboard October 10, 2003

Lead me on

The nitch that keeps the other person wanting something even tho they aren't sure that they coulde be able to continue after they got what they wanted from you, but to only lead yourself on even more even if they continue without knowing what they actually want.

The person i fell inlove with lead me on over a long period of time but I have no grasp what she wants.

by Jpagarz September 2, 2022