rayyan khan

rayyan is a cool not athletic nust athletic but not athletic he gets all the girls no cap on gawd and loves the homies all day

rayyan khan:hi bbg
random girl:your very cute mr man guy rayyan khan your very coop yes
rayyan khan:i know i am

by Erhem April 04, 2022

Mr Khan

Khan k.h for hat.a for Asian and n for knowledge. Community leader they all know me Pakistan cricket supporter.

Salamalekoum Mr Khan walicom slam Riaz.

by Heskytime my bois November 08, 2020

Muhid Khan

is a stupid but smart person. Always knows what to do but pretends he doesn't. he has No friends.

How did you see that Muhid Khan last night

by indian BATman December 05, 2019

Atif Khan

A young alien from the planet ateefland, Atif is a small indian boy looking for love. He always wears Army Exchange and loves to do magic. He always says dumb shit. Atif Khan is best friends with Jonmark, and James Waugh. He also loves isabella... Ladies watch out for ur DM's.

Damn, Atif Khan is a player

by atifloverforever December 04, 2018

Dirty Khan

The Dirty Khan can only be preformed by a khan himself. To start the procedure u must find a setting in which there is a ceiling fan and a bed below it. Next the partner must then go face down ass up towards the ceiling fan. Then the other partner will climb onto the ceiling fan and prepare for the drop. Next is the most crucial part as the aim is essential, if done improperly or not by a khan the penis may be shattered in the process. The Drop contains 2 crucial roles, the partner on the bed keeping her asshole wide open and the male partner preforming what is similar to a sword going into its sheath with masterful precision. The end result is then an instant orgasm and you both never fuckin talk about it after. Gay balls.

“I did the Dirty Khan on Tommy’s mom last night”

by mommy moment June 15, 2019

Ehtisham Khan

A kind and generous friend, someone that you really want as a friend...

He's funny, kind and sometimes weird...

But a damn cool guy!

I wanna hang around with Ehtisham Khan,

This guy so damn cool man!

by Xoxoitwassuppposedtocomehome X July 13, 2021

Khan Academy

The religion of Khan Academy, is a small-but-growing religious group based in Nashville, Tennessee. The followers of the religion worship Charles Jenkins, an American Gospel singer based in Chicago, Illinois. They believe in the beauty of the art of sexual activity. All members of Khan Academy complete the pilgrimage to Bitch Mountain in Lewis, New York. The leader of the religion, Father Silas, founded the religion in 2022 and it has grown to one of the fastest growing religions in Nashville. The religion has strong ties to Christianity, but Father Silas states "We simply are our own religion. We value a persons' spirituality more than anything. The persons mental health and healing is most important. Then religion and worship for the nostalgia of a past chapter of life."

Khan Academy is both a well-known education platform and a new-found religion.

by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022