Karate Karen

Karate Karen a Middle Aged old women who fights online in chat rooms

That Karate Karen Is trolling on chat hour again

by VileGay September 21, 2023

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Mouth Karate

To French kiss in an agressive, almost competitive manner.

Rebecca and I played some mouth karate after we got home last night.

by The Bonglord June 3, 2018

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ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... Similar to the 'Glad Hand' (which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake) ... but differing in that a sharp- jerking 'karate chop' motion is used thereby releasing defecate and a highly unpleasant odor as her bowels unhinge and evacuate, usually onto your shoes (see Hollywood Shine Box). This odor is similar to Hai Karate; the popular 1970'S cologne, yet more organic.

" So I met this nice lady and after a few drinks we went out back behind a dumpster. I hiked up her skirt and snuck my hand around to the back of her DoJo. I gave her the Hai Karate in her Dumpster Sushi, real Myagi Style and she Daniel Son'd her 'wax off' all over my shoes. The smell was surreal bruh"

by WindoLickr February 21, 2022

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Karate classes

Something a father does with a kid he doesn't know what else to do with.

Disappointed that his daughter was a weak, nerdy mama's girl as a kid, her father took her to karate classes so that she could get her revenge on her siblings and the rest of the world when she grew up (though even he decided he went wrong when she started to think she was the most streetwise princess to step out of the ivory tower she usually spent most of her time in since records of that kind of thing had started being kept).

by The Original Agahnim November 8, 2021

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