kali is so nice but sometimes she bullies little kids on roblox , she told a little girl to stop breathing because she won bingo in bloxy bingo , kali is the most nicest friend i could asks for i love kali and she smells like pee #bestfriends4l ❤️
kali is lgbt
by farts1234hehe November 21, 2021
Get the kali mug.Kali is a kind of boy who is understanding and sweet. Although he is an ambivert he accepts everyone with open heart. Boys whose name is kali are great cooks and can do household chores easily but they find it hard to go out and socialise. Kali named boys always postpone things and finds an easy way to do them, they are the biggest couch potatoes you will come across . They tend to have greasy hair and they skip shower if not going out.
He is not at all doing his homework, such a Kali.
He is not putting his shoe-laces in the shoes since last two months, such a Kali.
He is not putting his shoe-laces in the shoes since last two months, such a Kali.
by Loner17 November 22, 2021
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by milkweed2005 July 7, 2021
Get the Kali mug.The Wrath of Kali is said to manifest in those who partake in Indian cuisine, whether consumed in a restaurant or procured from a takeaway, particularly when the dish has been lavishly seasoned with spices or other disagreeable ingredients.
Typically occurring several hours after consumption, this affliction may present symptoms ranging from persistent flatulence to explosive diarrhoea. Those afflicted are strongly advised to seek solitude, or at the very least remain within close proximity to a lavatory, for the protection of themselves and others. Kali, once invoked, will usually sustain this torment for up to twenty-four hours before finally relenting.
Typically occurring several hours after consumption, this affliction may present symptoms ranging from persistent flatulence to explosive diarrhoea. Those afflicted are strongly advised to seek solitude, or at the very least remain within close proximity to a lavatory, for the protection of themselves and others. Kali, once invoked, will usually sustain this torment for up to twenty-four hours before finally relenting.
by g-p198 January 24, 2026
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