Context Jumping

In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.

It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.

Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!

by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016

Mushroom Jump

When a woman hops from one dong to the next.

Leann was unhappy with Jerry, so Cassidy told her she should mushroom jump to Brandon.

by Hammerhead250 October 29, 2020

jump the gun

to do something prematurely

I think I jumped the gun on calling her "bitch." she won't talk to me anymore, I guess it was too early.

by bitch November 21, 2002

jumping the couch

The defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

Inspired by Tom Cruise's behaviour on Oprah

by Asher77 September 2, 2005

jumping the couch

a rare disease where one randomly decides they should kill oprah, join scientology, or suddenly marry katie holmes.

Tom Cruise is one of the poor souls who have been diagnosed with the Jumping the Couch disorder.

by the person who will soon reveal the secrets of area51 February 11, 2006

Jump Up

A style of Drum and bass music. Punchy drums and heavy basslines.

Some Jump Up songs:
Taxman "Unreal"
Original Sin "D For Danger"
Jaydan "King Of Miami"
Dirty Harry "Fools"

by youcangarglemyballs March 22, 2009

JUMP BONES

To describe the action of someone who wants to really, REALLY fuck your brains out.

Yeh, man. Jean was lookin extra busted today an I almost threw up when she gave me this look...like she wanna JUMP MAH BONES!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003