Joner

Someone who is foolishly happy about an accomplishment that is otherwise a normal feat.

Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great!
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...

by The Swolestar August 29, 2020

Casey Jones

A very potent new strain of marijuana almost exclusivally sold in Indianapolis and local Indiana regions at the moment. Made from a combination of the Trainwreck and Purple Haze strains.

Yo man lets hit some of that Casey Jones! Choo Choo!

by Captain Awesome the Great June 17, 2010

Ianto Jones

A character from the Doctor Who spin-off Torchwood. He's the "tea boy" of the Torchwood hub. He cleans up after them, gets them everywhere on time, and looks good in a suit, to quote Captain Jack Harkness.
They meant to kill him off during season one, but the audience liked him so much, they decided too keep him.
He is also head the the cult King Ianto's Coffee Club, which is trying to replace tea with coffee as the official drink of the UK. Once he comes to power he plans to off Owen, yay.

Ianto? I need to hear those beautiful Welsh vowels!

Someone: Look isn't that the guy who plays Ianto Jones!
Fangirls: *melt in a Janto puddle*

by Giancoli February 14, 2007

Love Jones

When you ache in the stones for the love of the woman you re addicted to.

Girl you gotta give me some cuz my love Jones is comin' on strong!

by KarmaMechanic May 28, 2018

keandrian qynzel jones

Keandrian Qynzel Jones AKA KanKan is the greatest rapper to ever do it. his asian colleague “TwoCupTerry” is also pretty cool. all of my n***** we goin to hell🤪

person: “have u heard that new keandrian qynzel jones!”
other person:”yea”

by spongebobs lil cousin March 27, 2022

casey jones

The hockey-masked vigilante from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In volume one of the Mirage Studios TMNT comic books he became a vigilante due to watchin' too many cheesey vigilante cop shows. His first appearence was Raphael #1. He uses sports equipment as weapons. He carries his weapons in a golf bag. The weapons that he carries in his golf bag are: two baseball bats, a hockey stick, a golf club, and sometimes a cricket bat.

Casey Jones: Look out, scum of New York--Casey Jones rules!

by James Grimmer September 14, 2005

andruw jones

Legendary outfielder for the atlanta braves. Yeah he won gold gloves and all that but what makes him a legend is his appearance in court during The Gold Club (atlanta strip club) scandal. Jones went to a party hosted by owner of the club, during said party Jones fucked two strippers in front of several people. Here's what happened when asked about it in court.

Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')

Now we know why Andruw Jones is always smiling, it's all that lesbian action.

by atl princess April 24, 2005