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Jonathan

Good at everything , sport , and usually incredible at sex , he has a fairly large penis and everyone is jealous of his girlfriends , very good kisser and he’s crazy hot , everyone wants him but he’s loyal and won’t ever cheat so he’ll stick to his girl
omg he’s so amazing I bet he’s a Jonathan.
Look how hot he is he’s probably a Jonathan.
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jonathan

jonathan is a very nice person, and very loyal to his very small group of friends. he has hair like a dweeb and acts very cringily. he is an akward guy who stares at girls and sometimes boys
robert:Hey jonathan nice hair DWEEB.
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock
by Oof roblox oof October 12, 2019
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Jonathan

Person 1: Did you know that Jonathan has a big fat cock?
Person 2: Wow thats so cool!
by Rqz June 5, 2019
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Jonathan

A big nigga that will get any ho he want and will joan the shit out of anybody for no reason.
by Frank rich May 8, 2019
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Jonathan

Oh shit! A Rat! Oi Jonathan- scatter, mate!
by Old French man May 28, 2019
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Jonathan

A thoughtful, loving, intelligent, strong, family oriented, sweet, masculine, athletic, and caring man.
Jonathans are incredibly sexy, without flaunting it, charming, intriguing, enticing, classically handsome, well-mannered, have gorgeous eyes, a stunning smile, and are true gentlemen.

When a Jonathan cares about you, then never let them go, because it'll be the biggest mistake of your life.
They also are extremely loyal partners and friends.
They're honest to a fault, but life's so much better with them in it, then without them.
I can't imagine my life without knowing my Jonathan.
"That guy is as fine as hell... he definitely has to be a Jonathan."

"Wow! That guy was so polite. He must have been a Jonathan."
by Zana Bella February 4, 2021
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Jonathan

He heavy af even tho he cant breathe with his asthma *wheeze* having ass tho he cool ngl really fluffy dude everyone loves dis mans and he pretty ebic on xbox
Yo Big Nibba
It's Jonathan you frickin heck
by yeetdude420 October 28, 2019
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