super jewel thief

a large eared, bandana over eyes wearing scoundrel specializing in the heisting of super jewels. Come in packs of three or two, never alone.

"OMG someone stole the largest diamond in the world! Who could have done something like this!?"
"The super jewel thief maybe?"

by Winter Fox Frank April 25, 2008

Jewels

Can also be slang to describe a male's testicles.

"I fondle my jewels softly after receiving a good kicking"

"I need a good pair of underwear to keep my jewels comfortable"

by Nick-The-Stick September 2, 2018

Jolt Jewels July

The opposite of No Nut November, the 6 month filler for Destroy Dick December.

Uncle Sam: I want you to join the Goon Platoon this Jolt Jewels July!

by SplitYerKitteh July 9, 2025

Jizz jewel

A descriptive word for children

My little Dina is the brightest jizz jewel in her class receiving the highest marks on her exams

by Carameldancer May 16, 2025

Jewell

Jewell is a very talented girl, who’s also very funny and the sweetest person ever. everytime you feel sad she will immediately make you feel better. i love her with alllll my heart. her art is amazing and she bakes the best cakes !!! if you don’t agree then suck a mf titty

Person A : Omg Jewell is so amazing

Person B : Ikr she’s the best

by ipagasfarting May 23, 2021

jewel

jewel she is the dumbest bitch ever, she is unbelievably ugly and very rude, she’s very annoying, i can’t stand jewel and she’s just very stupid

guy #1: have you met the new girl jewel?

guy#2: yeah she’s very ugly, rude and annoying

guy #1: oh shit i was gunna go ask her out
guy #2: oh do not do that that’s gross and she’s really dumb

by you’remom638 November 13, 2019

Crown Jewel

The absolute very best of something. Typically, an adjective that refers to something that is the best it can possibly be based on qualities of being exceptional or nothing but the best.

My professor is the crown jewel of the English department; she's the very best and the most knowledgeable.
The Vespa Granturismo Vintage is the crown jewel of scooters.
Jordans are the crown jewel of the sneaker world.

by juxtapositionofsouls May 14, 2024